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[Tuesday
December 1st] |
my due date & the new year are exactly one month away.
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[Thursday
October 29th] |
The story of epic fail, a play in one act:
Setting - Murray building room 1213
28 students sitting down; test papers and calculators on desk. An hour has passed since the test had begun.
Me: (raising hand) you drop the lowest grade right?
Prof: yes
Me: sooo, we can just pretend this never happened right?
(A few in the class chuckle)
Prof: (laughing and shrugging)
Me: alright... I'm out, I can't I don't even...
(More in the class begin to laugh)
Me: (walking up to desk, handing in paper)
Prof: it has your name on it right?
Me: yeah
Me: (exit)
Scene.
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[Sunday
October 4th] |
so these are the questions i asked people in the off_wut video questions post. you guys can respond in text or with a video if you want.
1. if both were possible, would you rather travel to any planet and try to find signs of life there, or go to the bottom of the ocean and try to find the city of atlantis?
2. for the rest of your life, your fridge can be stocked with one dessert, which one is it?
3. pick an age that you'll be able to remain for the rest of your life, what is it and why?
4. live forever or be able to see into the future, why?
5. pretend life is like a cartoon, what hair and skin color would you pick that would be perfectly natural? (ex: the simpsons are yellow, skeeter from doug was blue, marge has blue hair)
6. one thing in this world could be named after you, what is it?
7. lets say there is an afterlife/ghosts are real, would you rather be a friendly, helpful ghost, or totally kickass, super scary, make crazy shit happen, ghost?
8. you are the ruler of one type of animal, you have the power to talk to them and have them do your bidding, which animal would you choose?
9. life as a silent film or a musical?
10. from now on everything you eat only taste like one type of food, what is it?
11. you either have the power to make the sun rise and set everyday, or the power to extend or shorten the seasons, which would you choose and why?
12. would you rather have the power to change your eye color to any color you want whenever you want or have your hair look flawless, no matter the circumstance, for the rest of your life?
13. by no power of your own, you are somehow forced to dress like lady gaga for the rest of your life or wear the same thing every single day, no matter what the occasion, or whether or not you grow out of it/it becomes ill fitting, which do you choose?
14. you have the power to make anything you want happen, but the next day you have no memory of it, would you rather live the rest of your life this way or keep things how they are now?
15. would you rather be able to remain the age you are now forever, or wake up at a different point of your life everyday. (ex: today you wake up and it's whatever year it was when your were five, tomorrow you wake up and it's whatever year it will be when you are 50)
16. if you could hear any one persons thoughts, who's would they be?
17. you've been given your own television network, what kind of shows would you play?
18. if you could change the sky to any color, what would it be?
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[Wednesday
September 9th] |
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wtf is this xbox 360 shit, lj? that is the worst system you could buy, they like overheat and break down if you look at them the wrong way.
playstation3 ftw.
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[Friday
August 7th] |
 it's a girl!
& we will be trying to stay away from pink as much as possible, haha. |
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[Thursday
January 29th] |
Friends Only
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